Goofed-up Bible (Matthew 97:102-105) – Don’t worry about kids you did not procreate


And Jesus told the crowds, listening intently, “I know you are good God people and you won’t to please God, but you can’t do everything and be everything to everybody.  For example, you are not responsible for children you did not procreate.  Feeding your own clan and taking care of their needs is your first and only responsibility.  If people can’t practice responsible birth control or bring an appropriate number of children into the world, then let those people suffer watching their children suffer.  Any questions?  Good.  Now move out and go take care of your families.”  (Matthew 97:102-105, Goofed-Up Bible)